Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.
THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.
THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.
THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.
THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.
IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY OLD ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.
Anonymous asked: One time the hair exploded out of my bow onstage and Itzhak Perlman found me crying backstage and he picked up my bow and I thought he was going to be able to fix it and he just handed it back to me and said "Your bow... It is broken." and walked away. I WANT TO STEAL HIS WHEELCHAIR VERY BADLY AND NEVER GIVE IT BACK.
If Itzhak Perlman’s wheelchair gets stolen, the cops are going to come to me for planting the idea in someone’s head…
Remember kids, I can’t make new cards from jail, so don’t do anything stupid.