Is euphonium a sport?

“I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.”

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

THIS

(via lydialovegood)

(via lydialovegood)

letmeeatyourchildren:

sherlocksmyth:

THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.

THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.

THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.

THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY OLD ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.

Thine octopus

(via theirrelativity)

thenymphetballerina:

crushonateacher:

letmeseebeneathyourbeautifulll:

thatgirllaurennoel:

HOLY SHIT

SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS MAN IS

His name is Alban Rassier.


Do dirty things to me

I like the fountain pen

thenymphetballerina:

crushonateacher:

letmeseebeneathyourbeautifulll:

thatgirllaurennoel:

HOLY SHIT

SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS MAN IS

His name is Alban Rassier.

Do dirty things to me

I like the fountain pen

(Source: nyrammer, via celestialeuphonium)

-hospitalforsouls-:

only-gotmyself-toblame:

iloveemofuck:

sylveonwithabow:

mabuhaymofos:

thebronyguardian:

thunderdash28:

always-smiling-on-the-outside:

absolutelylaughable:



:THIS DESERVES A BILLION FUCKING NOTES.
OMG. I am not ever not reblogging this. People need to be heard. 

Everytime I will reblog. People NEED to see this.

Forever reblog.

READ THIS. Take a few seconds, and just read this. Then reblog it. Then think about it hard. 

You better see this!

READ! THIS!

…This saved my life.

IT IS A RULE TO REBLOG IT PEOPLE NEED TO READ THIS

I’m crying


I hope you think about this when you want to end it all

-hospitalforsouls-:

only-gotmyself-toblame:

iloveemofuck:

sylveonwithabow:

mabuhaymofos:

thebronyguardian:

thunderdash28:

always-smiling-on-the-outside:

absolutelylaughable:

:THIS DESERVES A BILLION FUCKING NOTES.

OMG. I am not ever not reblogging this. People need to be heard. 

Everytime I will reblog. People NEED to see this.

Forever reblog.

READ THIS. Take a few seconds, and just read this. Then reblog it. Then think about it hard. 

You better see this!

READ! THIS!

…This saved my life.

IT IS A RULE TO REBLOG IT PEOPLE NEED TO READ THIS

I’m crying

I hope you think about this when you want to end it all

(via bigchocolatemama)

obsessed-with-youtube:

I wanna do a ‘survey’

How many of y’all play an instrument? If so like this post

How many of you are in your schools Marching Band (or were)? If so reblog this post!

Thanks!!

(via confusedbassoonist)

banda16:

mattelevensmith:

getting involved with theatre is like selling your soul

That also goes for band.

(via confusedbassoonist)

khazi-x:

toenail-fister:

Today is Hitler’s birthday, pot day, and zombie jesus day.
What a time to be alive.

420 praise it, mein Führer

(via the-unlikely-psychopath)

Happy Easter! :)

ubungmachtdenmeister:

Send me an ask with “Happy Easter!” in the languages you speak!

(via ubungmachtdenmeister)

Anonymous asked: One time the hair exploded out of my bow onstage and Itzhak Perlman found me crying backstage and he picked up my bow and I thought he was going to be able to fix it and he just handed it back to me and said "Your bow... It is broken." and walked away. I WANT TO STEAL HIS WHEELCHAIR VERY BADLY AND NEVER GIVE IT BACK.

musiciansagainsthumanity:

If Itzhak Perlman’s wheelchair gets stolen, the cops are going to come to me for planting the idea in someone’s head…

Remember kids, I can’t make new cards from jail, so don’t do anything stupid.