1. pun-master-general:




    send this to your crush with no context

    i sent this to my crush and he said “that churns me on”

    husband him

    You had butter not mess it up with him.

    (Source: themadthadder, via thelowbrass)

  2. neptunain:

    who is this person

    (via shostakovich-was-a-paramore-fan)


  3. "Maybe you just have to live for the small things, like being called pretty or someone picking up the pen you dropped or laughing so hard that your stomach hurts. Maybe that’s all that really matters at the end of the day."
    — Tianna Kavanagh  (via unmaiden)

    (Source: the-bigcrunch, via shostakovich-was-a-paramore-fan)


  4. "Ignoring your passion is slow suicide. Never ignore what your heart pumps for. Mold your career around your lifestyle not your lifestyle around your career."
  5. jinxyourself:




    The same unique expression. 40 years time difference.

    This is probably the greatest post I have ever seen on tumblr. Ever.

    She’s still so beautiful.

    she is stunning .

    (via tubadass)


  6. Looking for new blogs to follow!


    Please like or reblog if you are in any of the following fandoms:

    Grand Canyon
    Garcia Lopez de Cardenas
    Sensei Yung
    Positive Reinforcement
    Crimson Leaves Falling
    Improving the thing
    Camels walking past satellite dishes
    Piano recitals going on simultaneously at the same time as your club meeting


  8. itsmyblogbiatch:

    PSAT: please flip over to find the code for your gender, ethnicity, religion, major, future partner, names of your children, the coordinates of the lost city of Atlantis, and the barcode of a Walgreens gift card that you can win by writing his sentence in cursive.


  9. tyleroakley:


    you have just begun reading the sentence you just finished reading


    (Source: reddit.com, via laurenthebaritonegoddess)


  10. anchors-awaysailor:

    Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
    -shampoo hair
    -condition hair
    -wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
    -wash the body
    -try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
    -did i mention shave that takes a long time
    -like summon satan and stuff

    Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
    -i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes

    Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long

    (via laurenthebaritonegoddess)